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What I really wanted for Christmas

Posted by Johnnybdesign - December 26th, 2009


Hey there,

I am so disappointed !!! I guess I've been bad this year because Santa didn't bring me what I really wanted for Xmas : A GIRLFRIEND.

Oh! I was not asking much: I didn't have any preferences for hair color, height or weight.
I would have been satisfied with any girl next door that likes hamburgers, that is a bit nerdy, enjoy skating and had fun playing the three episodes of Jack French. Gosh, I would even be happy with Lindsay Lohan... see, I am not that difficult !

The fact that I asked for said girlfriend to come out of a layered cake might have proved a deal breaker, I dunno.

In the meantime, I'll continue to spend my Saturday nights on Newgrounds and /or drawing fat kids riding unicorns above a rainbow.

I wish you all the best for the new Year, including a new girlfriend if you want one.

JB

What I really wanted for Christmas


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well same except my preferred species is Granite Rock

ahaha nice to hear from you Starogre. BTW, I've never said how much I liked your Closure character concept art.

I wanted an Asian slave and he didn't bring me one either, I'm so dissapointed...

It's generally a good idea to specify the species and the gender..... just sayin' cuz a Thai Bang Kaew dog slave is not that useful.

What I really wanted for christmas:

For you to have used my song in one of your games. :(
It's alright though, if it doesn't fit.. then it's cool.

It's in !! It's in !! Your song is in my game. I am currently working on it! (albeit at a slow pace bcuz I work 60 hours a week right now and can't find quality time to draw for the game). But it's gonna be out soon!

I totally called it! I saw the post title and guessed girlfriend and I was right!
Thanks, I got a good laugh.
Real advice: if you want a girl, your going to have to get up off your fat ass and work for it! Girls don't come cheap or easy. Get a job, go to the gym, go to parties and socialize! I was broke, skinny and antisocial for a while and that was how I dated lame girls, (no fat chicks allowed). I went to the gym, went to parties and got my social game up and got a regular job. My girlfriend is tall, has a thin waist, a nice ass and has 34DD. Gym, Job, Party.
It sucks not being lazy, but when you feel good about yourself and have a hot girlfriend, a lot of the everyday problems aren't really that big of a deal.

Ps.
Material items that you want that no one will get you or get right, you have to buy yourself.

Pics or it didn't happen!

agent scarecrow 3..is it a myth or is it actually going to be made

o poor guy